December 2011
3 posts
1 tag
Last night, I dreamt that I had fairly small...
Like, handfull sized. They were adorable.
The grass truly is always greener.
October 2011
2 posts
4 tags
September 2011
7 posts
1 tag
3 tags
3 tags
August 2011
0 posts
July 2011
11 posts
“Words are our most inexhaustible source of magic.”
– Albus Dumbledore (via bookstorecouture)
June 2011
20 posts
Geek Girl Bill of Rights and Commandments →
Reblog if your tumblr picture is actually you.
Who else would it be?
Valentine's Day
tomyhusband:
I don’t care. No, really. It’s a bullshit Hallmark holiday. There’s no need for candy, flowers, or anything cheesy. Just make me cum that night.
Sorry
for the ‘To my husband’ spam bomb. I am playing catch up and can’t NOT share some of these gems!
Before knocking me up
tomyhusband:
just know, if I don’t get to drink or do drugs for nine months, then you don’t get to drink or do drugs for nine months.
Books > Flowers
tomyhusband:
Something to remember the next time you fuck up.
I knew I loved you before I met you
tomyhusband:
Shut the fuck up, no you didn’t. And if you ever quote Savage Garden again I’m filing for divorce.
Hotel Sex
tomyhusband:
Let’s get a room. I need you to fuck the suburbs and boredom out of me.
Bad Moods
tomyhusband:
I get it, you’re hungry and had a lousy day at work. Go eat a sandwich then rub one out or something but don’t take that shit out on me. If I wanted to live with an overbearing menopausal woman I would’ve married your mother.
May 2011
12 posts
I just realized Nightmare Brunette is no longer on...
This makes me sad, I loved her posts and stories. She is on Wordpress though, thankfully. http://nightmarebrunette.wordpress.com/
